Saturday, November 29, 2008

Spring Chores

This carpet needs a thorough cleaning.
It ranks first on a list of things
I've yet to do.
I always find another reason to stay in bed;
to put off that shower another day.
Just five more minutes and I'll tune my guitar.
Five more minutes and I'll go for that jog.
Sandy can wait to be walked
five more minutes.
I don't see the point in sex tonight
when I can masturbate tomorrow.

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